Post by silverfang on May 10, 2009 17:09:30 GMT -5
Tigerstar padded angrily towards Firestar, waving his tail like a helicopter and trampling down new fern leaves and kicking up freshly doused mud. He was with only Firestar at the edge of Thunderclan territory, by the lake shore.
“Right, let’s see who is truly worth leadership of Thunderclan! We stand back-to-back and when I sa-“ Firestar interrupted him with a yowl
“Who are you to say anything at all?”
“Shut your giant yap Fireburn, I am explaining this, not you! Anyways, when I say go, we take five paw steps away from each other and turn. Whoever shoots the pop-stick at his opponent’s head and hits his target first is the real Thunderclan leader, got it?”
Firestar mumbled something inaudible as Tigerstar pulled out two plastic toy guns out of the base of a hollow ash tree. A twoleg kit who had been playing around last green-leaf dropped the two toys and had evidently forgot about them.
"Right, let's get this over with. I want to muse over my plans to take over the world" Tigerstar said as he picked a gun and threw the other to Firestar. He made sure that his enemy was back-to-back with him.
"All right. Go!" He meowed.
They both took five slow paces away from each other, careful not to trip on the rocks and logs that littered the shore. Firestar and Tigerstar turned, now both were trying to pull the trigger. Tigerstar cursed a steady flow of inappropriate words as he shot himself in the face. Unfortunately, Tigerstar had overlooked the idea of knowing what was going to be shot at the cats, which, as he now knew, was water. His fur grew hot with embarrassment as he snarled at Firestar, who had a smug look on his muzzle.
"That does not count!" He spat, his face dripping wet.
" But this does" Was all Firestar had said before he twirled his gun in a western-like manner and shot Tigerstar in a veritable amount of places over a dozen times over. With a snicker, he pulled the trigger once more. And shot Tigerstar through the heart. He twirled his gun again, and blew upon the top like a cowboy after a duel with a famous villain in the deep west.
"Sleep well sucker!"
He trotted off into the thick undergrowth of the forest, leaving Tigerstar on the ground. Soaked with water and thoroughly muddied. Birds chirped as if they were laughing at the sight of the soaked cat, as if they were greatly amused by the scene.
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Laugh away!
“Right, let’s see who is truly worth leadership of Thunderclan! We stand back-to-back and when I sa-“ Firestar interrupted him with a yowl
“Who are you to say anything at all?”
“Shut your giant yap Fireburn, I am explaining this, not you! Anyways, when I say go, we take five paw steps away from each other and turn. Whoever shoots the pop-stick at his opponent’s head and hits his target first is the real Thunderclan leader, got it?”
Firestar mumbled something inaudible as Tigerstar pulled out two plastic toy guns out of the base of a hollow ash tree. A twoleg kit who had been playing around last green-leaf dropped the two toys and had evidently forgot about them.
"Right, let's get this over with. I want to muse over my plans to take over the world" Tigerstar said as he picked a gun and threw the other to Firestar. He made sure that his enemy was back-to-back with him.
"All right. Go!" He meowed.
They both took five slow paces away from each other, careful not to trip on the rocks and logs that littered the shore. Firestar and Tigerstar turned, now both were trying to pull the trigger. Tigerstar cursed a steady flow of inappropriate words as he shot himself in the face. Unfortunately, Tigerstar had overlooked the idea of knowing what was going to be shot at the cats, which, as he now knew, was water. His fur grew hot with embarrassment as he snarled at Firestar, who had a smug look on his muzzle.
"That does not count!" He spat, his face dripping wet.
" But this does" Was all Firestar had said before he twirled his gun in a western-like manner and shot Tigerstar in a veritable amount of places over a dozen times over. With a snicker, he pulled the trigger once more. And shot Tigerstar through the heart. He twirled his gun again, and blew upon the top like a cowboy after a duel with a famous villain in the deep west.
"Sleep well sucker!"
He trotted off into the thick undergrowth of the forest, leaving Tigerstar on the ground. Soaked with water and thoroughly muddied. Birds chirped as if they were laughing at the sight of the soaked cat, as if they were greatly amused by the scene.
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Laugh away!